The Third Floor Disturbance Club

The 'Third Floor Disturbance Club' is a fabricated organization by the Microcosm that meant to poke fun at some of the femles living in Ladies' Hall. According to the Microcosm, the ladies are to meet anytime from 11 p.m. to 4 a.m. and are expected to discuss and gossip about the goings-on at the college. The author then goes on to tease the 6 committee members stating what comittee they represent. These different "committees" vary from talking about "old stories, stale jokes and bad puns" to "talking and lecturing on miscellaneous topics." The club's motto ultimately is "to make the night hideous."